Once upon a time there was a Horror Movie that was written about TEland and I am going to share. There were so many that have said that traffic exchanges are dead and that they don’t work – well listen to this.
Being a Veteran in TEland, most don’t know that Krazy Kaye had a son and daughter and they were called Yuppie and Flash. I heard thru the Grapevine that they were abducted by aliens and sacrificed to a Volcano. BUT before she could carry out the lucid deed of tossing them to the mythology Gods a crosseyed humanoid snatched them up and took off at supersonic speed.
In the starship, they were greeted by a Ninja who told them this was going to be a simple trip and was no BS. There were going on a heavenly Magical Journey where they would get to visit all the landmark TE’s in TEland.
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ust then there was an insta pop and the ship was going to have to make an landing on the glacier but they could see that they were headed over this farm with Holy Cows being chased by a wildcat but all of a sudden after going thru the rainforest – they could see the Speedway ahead.
As they were coming to a stop they could see the big beach ahead and it looked like they had landed in Costa Rica. They got out of the Spybubble and were going to sleuth around while the Handyman fixed their ship.
When they got to the Bella’s everyone there was double nice till IT came from the Lounge and wanted to know why we had not been to The Dance the Hot Spot in town as they were going to be listening to the Oldies tonight and there were going to be some Big Bad Hits at this super party.
I love Hits so decided to tag along when five Zombies started chasing us and out of no where came these dogs to the rescue. People were yelling get them Fred, get them Shaggy and then out of the corner of my eye I seen these cute Teacup Puppies. Well the Zombies took off like tons of website traffic.
Tezak, the old wise man, said he had enough excitement today, wanted some just good peace and quiet and didn’t want to be in the spotlight so headed to the Waters Edge to enjoy the splash of the sealife. Worried about him, Yuppie and Flash decided to go find Tezak to make sure he was ok and they were all eaten by this Smiley Bass who swirled away like a cyclone – never to be seen again
So now the only place to hear about these legends is on click roads delivering traffic – take a tour sometimes to surf and learn from the experience, emazing, quality magicians that know how In TEland. So this should put a stop to the rumor that TE’s are dead – as you can see they are set up to live on with the advertising know how
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but darlin’, I think you had a little too much time on your hands. It was cute though….
Actually it kinda came to me when I was surfing and seeing the same site over and over again hehe
hahaha Love it Great Idea Nancy you truley are a Zaney lady 😉
Thanks Rob and yes I am hehehehehe
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Thanks Nancy that was a fun read and just in time for Halloween.
Thanks Sheila – thought we all could use a laugh 🙂
Funny post Nancy!
Taking the World of TE:s in a metaphorical content about the excitement where we can meet leaders in this industry was indeed an exciting read!
Thanks – you know me just being Zaney lolololol
Sooooooooooo cute and creative…. as always! And of course love the cat pics 🙂
Thanks and knew you would enjoy them 🙂
I had my laugh-a-day reading this Nancy!. Very good! and there are lots more stories in TE land! Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Easter. Can you see it?
Just loved it.
ohhhhhhhhhh funny and glad you enjoyed it oh I don’t know if I’m that creative lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE IT!
Very inventive and I have to kinda agree with big john babe put the bottle down before you hurt yourself..lol
Its cute as HELL!
Well the good thing about this is that I still laugh about it when I think about the fun I had doing it lol
Oh you and your Zaney kitties are soooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnny. I couldn’t quit snickering, you’re so fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
yeahhhhhhhhhhh glad it made you laugh 🙂
If the Viking Hits you, you better believe you’ll go to a heavenly place to meet some beautiful Arabian darlins, so that you can stop and take a look at your Legacy. Don’t act like a Fugitive, it’s the Era of the Wonderland.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh awesome another star is born 🙂