{"id":512,"date":"2013-10-06T06:27:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-06T06:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zaneyclicks.com\/Blog\/?p=512"},"modified":"2026-02-18T23:27:57","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T23:27:57","slug":"getting-zaney-for-halloween-in-teland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zaneyclicks.com\/Blog\/2013\/10\/getting-zaney-for-halloween-in-teland\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Zaney for Halloween in TEland"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cat11\"<\/a>Once upon a time there was a Horror Movie<\/strong> that was written about TEland and I am going to share.\u00a0 There were so many that have said that traffic exchanges are dead and that they don’t work – well listen to this.<\/p>\n

Being a Veteran<\/strong> in TEland, most don’t know that Krazy Kaye<\/strong> had a son and daughter and they were called Yuppie<\/strong> and Flash<\/strong>.\u00a0 I heard thru the Grapevine <\/strong>that they were abducted by aliens<\/strong> and sacrificed to a Volcano<\/strong>.\u00a0 BUT before she could carry out the lucid<\/strong> deed of tossing them to the mythology<\/strong> Gods a crosseyed humanoid<\/strong> snatched them up and took off at supersonic speed<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

In the starship<\/strong>, they were greeted by a Ninja<\/strong> who told them this was going to be a simple<\/strong> trip and was no BS<\/strong>.\u00a0 There were going on a heavenly Magical Journey<\/strong> where they would get to visit all the landmark<\/strong> TE’s in TEland.<\/p>\n

J\"136515432424188629_hTUzqRiC_b\"<\/a>ust then there was an insta pop<\/strong> and the ship was going to have to make an landing on the glacier<\/strong> but they could see that they were headed over this farm<\/strong> with Holy Cow<\/strong>s<\/a> being chased by a wildcat<\/strong> but all of a sudden after going thru the rainforest<\/strong> – they could see the Speedway<\/strong> ahead.<\/p>\n

As they were coming to a stop they could see the big beach<\/strong> ahead and it looked like they had landed in Costa Rica<\/strong>.\u00a0 They got out of the Spybubble<\/strong> and were going to sleuth<\/strong>\u00a0 around while the Handyman<\/strong> fixed their ship.<\/p>\n

When they got to the Bella’s<\/strong> everyone there was double nice<\/strong> till IT<\/strong> came from the Lounge<\/strong> and wanted to know why we had not been to The Dance<\/strong> the Hot Spot<\/strong> in town as they were going to be listening to the Oldies<\/strong> tonight and there were going to be some Big Bad Hits<\/strong> at this super party.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I love Hits<\/strong> so decided to tag along when five Zombies<\/strong> started chasing us and out of no where came these dogs to the rescue.\u00a0 People were yelling get them Fred<\/strong>, get them Shaggy<\/strong> and then out of the corner of my eye I seen these cute Teacup Puppies<\/strong>.\u00a0 Well\u00a0the Zombies took off like tons of website traffic<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Tezak<\/strong>, the old wise man, said he had enough excitement today, wanted some just good<\/strong> peace and quiet and didn’t want to be in the spotlight<\/strong> so headed to the Waters Edge<\/strong> to enjoy the splash<\/strong> of the sealife<\/strong>.\u00a0 Worried about him, Yuppie and Flash decided to go find Tezak<\/strong> to make sure he was ok and they were all eaten by this Smiley Bass <\/strong>who swirled<\/a><\/strong> away like a cyclone<\/strong> – never to be seen again<\/p>\n

\"coolcat2\"<\/a>So now the only place to hear about these legends is on click roads delivering traffic –<\/strong> take a tour sometimes to surf and learn<\/strong> from the experience<\/strong>, emazing<\/strong>, quality magicians<\/strong> that know how In TEland.\u00a0 So this should put a stop to the rumor that TE’s are dead – as you can see they are set up<\/strong> to live on with the advertising know how<\/strong><\/p>\n

WOW got a laugh out of this one had to make all the sites unclickable but thought you
\nwould enjoy the names of some of the TE’s that have been in TEland.<\/p>\n

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